Agricultural Specialist Pillows

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

HELLth Food Sprouts

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"You're famous, Angus."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!