Agriculture Inspector Pillows

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Your lobster was off!

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

HELLth Food Sprouts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Biodiversity

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Horse meat scandal.

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'They're doing their tests now?

Illuminating agricultural production

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

Alcohol Ingredients

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

FDA Ingredients

GMOs