Agriculture Inspector Gifts

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Your lobster was off!

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

HELLth Food Sprouts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Biodiversity

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

Horse meat scandal.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'They're doing their tests now?

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

GMOs

Illuminating agricultural production

Desk of an urban farm manager

Alcohol Ingredients

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...