Agriculture Watchdog Gifts

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

World Financial Mafia

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Wall Street In Jail

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"I can't afford to feed you."

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Sales company

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'The job creators are angry. They have spoken through their prophets, the politicians, and they demand more sacrifice.'

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

GM Food and World Hunger

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Small dairy farmers have no future.