Agriculture Watchdog Gifts

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

World Financial Mafia

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Chained CPI

Wall Street In Jail

NDAs for non VIPs

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Nice Apology, Mark

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Sales company

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'The job creators are angry. They have spoken through their prophets, the politicians, and they demand more sacrifice.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

GM Food and World Hunger

Volkswagen with skull face

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'