Insect Inspector Gifts

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

My house is infected with bugs! Pest Control, Inc. Who shall I say is crawling?

'Boy, he doesn't look too happy, does he?'

Bird and Worm.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

And he did, and they did.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Will you just relax? We're far too small to be seen by predators."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Keeping busy?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'