Insect Inspector Gifts

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Boy, he doesn't look too happy, does he?'

Bird and Worm.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

And he did, and they did.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Will you just relax? We're far too small to be seen by predators."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Keeping busy?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

"The teacher told us about evolution today. So Dad, why did our ancestors choose to evolve into dung-beetles instead of, for example, cheesecake-beetles?"

"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."