Insect Inquisitor Gifts

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bee flying to another flower.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

Mantis Love

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."