Insect Inquisitor Gifts

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bee flying to another flower.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mantis Love

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Pray for me.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Trust me. Don't do it."