Farmland Investigator Gifts

"I'm looking for justice."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"CSI Tulsa"

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

The History of GM Food

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

I can't believe it's not food!

'Bloody Global Warming!'

'Gene Pool'

'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'If I'm honest the rescue could have been executed a tad earlier.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'We have an agreement with the Dept. of Agriculture to accelerate some grapes, lemons and hazelnuts.'

'This has taken YEARS of genetic research!'

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.