Farmland Investigator Gifts

"I'm looking for justice."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"So I can eat better here at work."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

The History of GM Food

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

"CSI Tulsa"

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'Gene Pool'

'Bloody Global Warming!'

I can't believe it's not food!

'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'

'This has taken YEARS of genetic research!'

'We have an agreement with the Dept. of Agriculture to accelerate some grapes, lemons and hazelnuts.'

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

Monsanto experiment

Corn Price Denialism

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'If I'm honest the rescue could have been executed a tad earlier.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"