Produce Inspector Pillows

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

*=Hotdog

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I think the milk's off!"

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Our Troubled Chowders

Horse meat scandal.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'They're doing their tests now?

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Alcohol Ingredients

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."