Pie Inspector Pillows

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Husband bakes a pie

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."