Pie Advocate Pillows

Mother Krupkie's Pies and Cakes

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Pie Filling Reader

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Congratulations!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Pie chart"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.