Pie Critic Pillows

'Baseball is boring, apple pie makes me fat and I'm not getting along with my mother.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Why Cows Leave Home

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

Pie Filling Reader

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Pie chart"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie