'Baseball is boring, apple pie makes me fat and I'm not getting along with my mother.'
Pie Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your pie critic friend or family member? Discover humorous and charming products that capture their passion for baking and their discerning palate. From mugs to art prints, find the perfect way to celebrate their culinary enthusiasm and humorous critique skills.
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
What the Doctor Ordered
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
Hot Pie Therapy
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
Why Cows Leave Home
'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'
"It's called geometry, Mum."
Non-Humble Pie.
Husband bakes a pie
Pie Filling Reader
"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."
'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'
'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'
"Cut down on the custard pies."
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"
'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'
"Pie chart"
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'
"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"
'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'
Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.
"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."
'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie
"Are you outta your gourd?!!"
Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.
Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.
'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'
Pie Critic Gifts Collection
Pie Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mug gifts perfect for the pie critic in your life—witty, charming, and made to delight with every sip.
Pie Critic Pillows
Cuddle up with pillows featuring hilarious and heartfelt pie critique designs—great for sprucing up any kitchen or cozy corner.
Pie Critic Prints
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Pie Critic T-Shirts
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