Pie Appreciator Gifts

"Cut down on the custard pies."

What the Doctor Ordered

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Why Cows Leave Home

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Fun (circa 1955)

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.