Pie Appreciator Pillows

"Cut down on the custard pies."

What the Doctor Ordered

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Why Cows Leave Home

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Fun (circa 1955)

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

Husband bakes a pie

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."