Pie Lover Pillows

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

Man juggling apple core.

'Let me get this straight. You say I could save 62-per cent by moving my plant to Mexico and baking 'em there?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Our diet pies are truly fantastic - There's nothing in them.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"You want a piece of this?!"

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Clown holds up a bakery 'OK sweetheart, I'm not clowning this time! Hand over all the cream pies and make it snappy!'

"I only use two and twenty blackbirds. The king never notices."

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

A young man gets a bigger slice of the pie

'You'll find that working with circles is as easy as pi.'

Pigeon Pie £1.

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Well, okay, just one slice, and then you're out of here.'

Who's taken the third quarter?

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky...'

THE PALIN DOCTRINE

"We don't have any suspects yet in the theft of the freshly-baked blueberry pie from your kitchen windowsill, Mrs. Adams, but we have managed to establish one thing...a motive."

"I could of sworn there were only two, this morning!"

Portrait of an easy-to-please husband.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Boy asked what he admired most in the Crystal Palace answers the pies and ginger beer

"Well, I've heard of a shark attack before. But I've never seen a clown fish attack."

Mom's Pies & Sonny's Loans

As American as Apple Pie!

'Your stock broker with a hot tip on how to break even.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'