Pier Appreciator Gifts

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

What the Doctor Ordered

Bite out of fishing pier.

Fishing from the Pier

Brickie's Mate

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tortured Plank

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Mt. Tushmore

'How are they biting?'

Most dog-like dog.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

Great Urban Sprawl

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

A parcel of postmen

Sooner or Later

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'

Bertrand Russell.

"I had just one pint with my lunch!"

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

Perspective Repair

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'