Pier Enthusiast Gifts

Fishing from the Pier

Bitchbark Canoe

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pi Ala Mode.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Hot Pie Therapy

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Pirate

Non-Humble Pie.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'