Spear Enthusiast Gifts

Early tech support.

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Old fashioned mime control.

'Think of it this way - we're job creators.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Fishing from the Pier

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Hypnotoon

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider Web Stocking

'Are we there yet?'

Clam Spearing

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Fish with Shield

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Spider Parents.