Spear Enthusiast Gifts

Early tech support.

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

Old fashioned mime control.

'Think of it this way - we're job creators.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fishing from the Pier

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Hypnotoon

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Spider Web Stocking

Clam Spearing

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Are we there yet?'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Fish with Shield

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.