Spear Collecting Admirer Gifts

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

ATM withdrawal

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Tree Squirrel

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Spider's Web Trampoline

Teddy Roosevelt

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Antiques

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.