Spear Enthusiasts Gifts

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Fresh pepper?"

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Hypnotoon

'Are we there yet?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Clam Spearing

Spider Web Stocking

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Sawrd Fighting

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Fish with Shield

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Spider Parents.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."