Saw Aficionados Gifts

Sawrd Fighting

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Free Range Golfers

Body Building

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Finesse fishing

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

Neighborhood Watch.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

"Shoo!"

Penknife catching baby penknife.

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

'Drawer!'

"Are you still working on that?"