Seesaw Fanatic Gifts

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"I got it in the sales."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Sawrd Fighting

Michelangelo

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Factory Smoke

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

Much needed Apple Watch features

CORN.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Early Power Saws

Bear sleeping in a cave.

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Production line producing production line workers.

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

Pieces of a totem pole jump of a seesaw

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

'Don't look at me...'

'Nothing to complain about, sir. The new press works fantastically!'