Seesaw Swinger Gifts

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Lady of the bath...

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"But I use all of them!"

A man plays golf by the sea

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

King Richard I

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Stop, thief!'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

Pieces of a totem pole jump of a seesaw

'Don't look at me...'

Drive Through

'Any way I could play through?'

Have a swinging Christmas!

Sorry, I've got to go...it's opening time.

'Next!'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'