See-saw Enthusiast Gifts

'Next!'

I quilt therefore I am

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Sawrd Fighting

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Bias Tape

Deforestation

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Unable to fix the hot water heater, the maintenance man relabeled the faucets, 'Cold' and 'Freezing.'

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'