See-saw Enthusiast Mugs

'Next!'

I quilt therefore I am

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Sawrd Fighting

"Try to fit in, Dear."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

F & E Plumbing. Yes, I know you're always at my disposal. If you were better plumbers, you wouldn't have to be!

Deforestation