Chainsaw Aficionado Gifts

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Vroom. Vroom. I said if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Men's Prayer Group.

Squeal like a pig!

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Builders.

Sawrd Fighting

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.