Chainsaw Sculptor Gifts

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

The Sculptor

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Squeal like a pig!

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

A tree's revenge.

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

You B*****D

Deforestation