Chainsaw Sculptor Pillows

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

The Sculptor

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

A tree's revenge.

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

You B*****D