Chainsaw Hobbyist Pillows

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Looking Daggers

Chainsaw and Chair

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"