Chain Saw Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.