Chainsaw Sculpture Enthusiast Pillows

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Rodin's Browser

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Well, it's about time!'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The drinker.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

The drinker.

Squeal like a pig!

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.