Chainsaw Virtuoso Pillows

Ice Sculpting Classes.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

New Swiss Army Knife

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Squeal like a pig!

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

Ice Sculpting Class.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

A tree's revenge.

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'