Chainsaw Champions Pillows

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Deforestation

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

A tree's revenge.

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."