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Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

A tree's revenge.

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

Deforestation

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'