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"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

You B*****D

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Chainsaw and Chair

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

A tree's revenge.

Deforestation

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."