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Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

A child and his dog

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Surgeon

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Chainsaw and Chair

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"