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'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Squeal like a pig!

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Men's Prayer Group.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Builders.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Sawrd Fighting

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Carpenter