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Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Deforestation

A tree's revenge.

'Checkmate!'

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"What town are we in??"

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

'Why can't you just open gifts like everyone else?!'