Chainsaw Champion Gifts

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

You B*****D

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Squeal like a pig!

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

A tree's revenge.

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'