Chainsaw Maestro Gifts

Looking for a gift for your chainsaw maestro? Whether they’re a seasoned woodworker or a woodworking enthusiast, our collection of products captures their creative spirit. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, find a gift that honors their craftsmanship with a touch of wit and personality. Perfect for anyone who loves to carve, create, and transform wood into works of art, these gifts are sure to resonate with their creative passion.

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Ice Sculpting Class.

from $19.00

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!" mockup

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

from $19.00

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?" mockup

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

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Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!" mockup

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

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"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture." mockup

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

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'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.' mockup

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

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Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon. mockup

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

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"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training" mockup

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

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"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine." mockup

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

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'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.' mockup

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

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"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax." mockup

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

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"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!" mockup

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

from $19.00

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings mockup

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

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"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch." mockup

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

from $19.00

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!' mockup

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

from $19.00

Musical Bicycle.

from $19.00

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel." mockup

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

from $19.00

Carpenter

from $19.00

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen mockup

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

from $19.00

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!' mockup

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

from $19.00

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.' mockup

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

from $19.00

Workers rest

from $19.00

Chainsaw and Chair

from $19.00

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?" mockup

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

from $19.00

'I play heavy metal.'

from $19.00

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition mockup

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

from $19.00

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc mockup

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

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"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn." mockup

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

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'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

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"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake." mockup

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

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Deforestation

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You B*****D

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"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!" mockup

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

from $19.00

Chainsaw Maestro Gifts Collection

Chainsaw Maestro Mugs

Explore our full range of products celebrating chainsaw maestros, starting with fun and inspiring mugs that reflect their creative woodworking passion.

Chainsaw Maestro Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows designed for chainsaw maestros who love to craft with humor and style.

Chainsaw Maestro Prints

Decorate with inspiring prints that capture the creative energy of your chainsaw maestro—perfect for any woodworking enthusiast.

Chainsaw Maestro T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your chainsaw maestro—witty, bold, and celebrating their creative woodworking enthusiasm.