Chainsaw Hobbyist Gifts

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Chainsaw and Chair

Looking Daggers

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

Deforestation

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."