Chainsaw Novice Gifts

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Squeal like a pig!

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

Deforestation

A tree's revenge.

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."