Chainsaw Novice Mugs

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Squeal like a pig!

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Chainsaw and Chair

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Deforestation

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

A tree's revenge.

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

You B*****D

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."