Chain Saw Champion Gifts

'You get to peddle for the next log, Babe.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Squeal like a pig!

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Chainsaw and Chair

There! What are the posters? Eco club is promoting walking, biking or bussing to school. That's a good way to save gas! I'm so glad you agree! I need a ride to get them to school!

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

You B*****D

Deforestation