Chain Saw Champion Gifts

'You get to peddle for the next log, Babe.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Squeal like a pig!

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Chainsaw and Chair

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

A man carves a totem pole

Deforestation

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

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