Chain Enthusiast Pillows

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

My First Bitcoin.

'Here comes the new kid.'

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Early Goths.

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

Deforestation

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

'What's it this time?'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

Train Arrivals

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Why can't you just open gifts like everyone else?!'

Park Statue