Chain Letter Enthusiast Pillows

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We think it had something to do with love."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Countess writes a love letter

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Optometrist practical jokes

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

Early Goths.

A Misdelivered Letter

'It's THEM!'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"I really miss letters."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"