Chain Letter Sender Pillows

"Add your name to the bottom of this letter, send it to 10 friends, and in 60 days you'll receive a pardon from Trump."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

I love you.

I can't smile without you...

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Not more junk mail!'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

The Post Office Is... Forever

"Dog house"

Early Goths.

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

Christmas postie!

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

Eddy Merckx