Chain Letter Sender Pillows

"Add your name to the bottom of this letter, send it to 10 friends, and in 60 days you'll receive a pardon from Trump."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

I love you.

I can't smile without you...

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Early Goths.

"Dog house"

The Post Office Is... Forever

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

Cards For Cats.

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

Christmas postie!

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'