Mailer Of Letters Pillows

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

I love you.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

"How many letters can you read?"

Beware of the Dragon

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I found your cat."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Beware of Doug

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

You've Got Mail

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Cable Bill.

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Beware of the dog.