Mail Clerk Pillows

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

Did you stick your tongue out? Only to lick a stamp!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Useless information"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Mail's here."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."