Post Office Clerk Pillows

Windows are just for show.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Beware of the teenager.'

Snail Mail

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"Anything for me?"